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Here are some ideas...
OK witty girls, I gave it a half hearted attempt, but I'm not feeling very witty tonight. What would your socks say?
And who is going to volunteer to wear the socks I make with the best idea and report back?
26 comments:
Mine would say
"can you see what I had for breakfast?"
Or
"how's the weather down there"
I'd totally wear the socks with the funniest caption on them.
This could be fun!
S X
Well, if you are not too fond of your doctor, you could go with the classic:
I'm with stupid (with an arrow pointing at him/her)
Who do I have to kill to get knocked up?
Next time you're buying me dinner first
Was it good for you?
"Sorry about that. I had beans last night."
OMG -- I am absolutely DYING over here with laughter.
You guys are all so much funnier than me.
I'd buy your socks, though, especially the "Was it good for you?" ones.
Absofuckinglutely HILARIOUS!!!!
:-) Jo
"Please Remember: There is a person attached to this vagina"
Can you see my tonsils?
A little to the left, I have an itch that I can't reach.
Stop reading my socks and pay attention!
I lost my watch a few months back- let me know if you find it.
I would so wear these socks!
OMG!!!! ROFLAO!!!!
I would so wear any of those socks :) :) :)
"a little uncomfortable, my ass."
sign me up...But I would want pink.
HEHEHE
How flippin' funny! I would totally wear the socks too!!!!
How about BOTTOMS OFF AND ON THE TABLE..CHECK!!
LOL! I am not really in a witty mood this am either....need coffee.
Some great ideas, I can't compete.
But I would so wear any of them.
Oh my gosh, I *wish* I was witty! Sign me up for some pink ones, for sure :)
I also just wanted to say "hi," and I'm so sorry about your earlier test results. I know I'm late - I'm still getting caught up on my reading - but I hated to "hear" that. . .
Mine would say;
"you're so not my first"
This is related to your earlier post about your FSH, there was just a Resolve teleconference on FSH levels that might help you understand stuff. They said that FSH isn't that meaningful if you are under 35 (which I think you are). Anyway, it's an entire hour of Q&A on FSH levels with an RE, so it might help. I think you can listen to old teleconferences on the Resolve website. Good luck and great blog name, btw.
Lots of funny ones here. I'll take a stab too:
"Do you validate?"
or
The word "Spread" on the left foot and the word "Eagle" on the the right...
Too funny! One thing you all DO have is a great sense of humor!
My suggestions are:
"Bad Hair Day"
"Why don't YOU slide a little closer to ME for a change"
"Careful, I bite!"
I forgot to add that I will definitely wear the socks...there are a few things I'd like to tell the doc at my monitoring clinic!
And here's the pair I would wear first:
"Oh yeah, well up yours too!"
How about, "Will fuck for a baby." Sorry, that's gross. But seriously. I might have to offer the girly parts minus the needles to my acupuncturist AND minus the stirrups to my RE IF they can knock me up.
These are all hysterical!!! Sign me up. I'd wear any of them.
What a great idea, socks with words.
I'm not feeling the muse right now, but I would wear socks with witty commentary by someone else!
Very cute. :)
Mine would say "Stirrup Queen" but I like the one about buying me dinner first :-)
Ok - I'm not feeling so hot so these may only sound funny to me...
"I don't usually do this on the first date"
"Was it good for you?"
"Um, that's my lung"
"Wand to get together again sometime?"
"I only have time for a quickie".
What a great idea. I'd proudly wear the winning pair.
I love it! I'd wear any of the above. Especially the punny ones.
I would so wear these socks! I would go for...
If you can read this...you are probably NOT my husband.
Can't wait to buy me some socks!!!
Oh. My. God. How funny. I want them all. In pink. With red lettering. And purple trim. I want them loud, I want them proud. I want them sad, I want them glad. I can't rhyme anymore cause it's late. I think the most garish, whore-ish colors would be the best, though. Oooh! Toe socks!
I laughed out loud reading the comments. This is too funny!
Mine might say, "This is definitely NOT my best side!"
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