Monday, April 20, 2009

IVF Viagra

It's official. I'm on the May IVF cycle schedule. I'm having a hard time getting it up for this cycle. I'm suffering from IVF impotence.


Symptoms:
  • Forgetting to take BCP at the same time each day.


  • Continuing to drink caffeine and alcohol.


  • Total lack of excitement at the thought of sticking myself with syringes.

I need some IVF Viagra to get me going.


18 comments:

Melissa said...

oh my god! Can i use this for IUI????

:)

woot for the May IVF schedule!!

womb for improvement said...

You sound like you have lost hope before you have even started. Start necking those pills (but mind you don't get a stiff neck).

Frau said...

Oh yes, the point where hopelessness really sinks in. I think that's how I'm doing right now. Is this what all the stupids refer to as, "relaxing?" If so, I'm sort of pissed because it isn't very relaxing to be hopeless. Sigh.

Betty Rubble said...

WOW, I needed this on Friday to go to my saline ultrasound!

Is this covered under our insurance? Or do we pay out of pocket.

Hugs.

Michelle said...

LOL! LOL! I totally understand that!

Bottoms Off said...

Womb: You didn't check the hope-o-meter. It's still at a two. I still have hope; just no excitement.

'Murgdan' said...

You're awesome.

I'll pass...since this is my 'first time' as an IVF Virgin I'm feeling a little over-excited. This may make me squirt the Lupron out of my syringe before I've actually injected it.

;-)

sunflowerchilde said...

Man, I have NEVER been excited about sticking myself with needles. If you've got a medication that will make me happy to do that ... send it on over!

UnicornMommy said...

The whole no caffeine thing is kicking my butt.

you come up with the funniest things.

I hope May works for you.

The Lonely Scrapbooker said...

You continue to amaze me with your sense of humour.
Fingers crossed that this cycle will be it! IVF Viagra or no IVF Viagra.
Ugh all those injections... they'd better be worth it this time!
Giving up caffiene... that's the worst.

Caroline said...

I love this. You are amazing.

strongblonde said...

:) ha ha. this made my night! i'm excited for this next cycle...

xoxo

s.e. said...

I actually has to take viagra suppositories four times a day during my IVF cycles to help with lining issues. I can say it didn't help much with the excitement/hope factor!

noswimmers said...

Hehe...loves it!

Kristin said...

hooray! you get to start soon! I think you just need all of this to set in and you'll be in the swing of things in no time.

Mr. Shelby said...

Haha I love that! Nice!

Erica said...

Get it up girl! May will be here before you know it.

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