I started taking you by pill
Hoping my FSH would chill
Swallowing you was less than fun
But I want to have a little one
My egg quality needs to get better
Before I can wear a maternity sweater
Now I thaw you and drink you too
The first time chunks almost flew
But what’s that in the toilet I see
My poop is now as green as thee!!!
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Awesome poem girl, love it. The things an IFer will do....
I woke my husband up from his nap from laughing so hard. LOL. Thanks girl!!! We shall do anything huh?
lol! I love it! =)
Ha ha ha . love it.
Heheheh. Too funny!
You make me laugh out loud, thankful I wasn't drinking this time to spit it across the room!!!
holy green poo batman
my favorite part? your auto generated "might be interested in these posts" list includes
off the wagon
a whole new world
and
Houston, we have a problem.
perfect
hehehe.
OK, now I want to hear the results on the FSH - because I think I could be persuaded to try that too. (My sales resistance is all gone.)
You rock.
I had the pleasure I trying a few sample of said frozen wheatgrass cubes recently.
Not too bad, really.
Not too bad.
Didn't pay close enough attention to my poo apparently.
You are hilarious. And an awesome poet. There really just aren't enough poo poems.
I am totally cracking up here!
Green poo! *gags*
Hope the green stuff works for you.
:o)
LMAO.....utter poetry from the soul!
(plus any talk of poo I absolutely have to jump into....ummm....shoot that did NOT come out right...ummm...that wasn't how I meant that - CRAP..well you know what I mean)
Hahahaha! Great poem!
I will remember to ingest a large portion of wheatgrass if ever asked for a stool sample. Just to give the doc somethign to think about.
Ick! Has it made you feel any better? I tried a shot of it once at my old gym - chunks almost flew for me too.
I'm sorry, but that poem title just cracks me up. I can't read read any further through my blur of laughter-induced tears.
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