Friday, January 30, 2009

I've Found The Answer Ladies!!!

...and it's all your fault.


OK. So I'm surfing around on You Tube and I found this video. I've added my own comments...


video

Please feel free to offer your own snotty comments!

18 comments:

Michelle said...

Wow she is very insightful. Why has this information not been all over the place. It should be shouted from the rooftops. I guess everyone has been right all along. "Just relax, be happy" and you WILL get pregnant! I have been spending all this money on fertility treatments for nothing...

Sarah said...

My snotty contribution to this ridiculous video is, "Shut the F up lady!!"

I love the funny comments you added, btw. :-)

Sarah said...

Two words for the maker of that video.

FUCK OFF.

Leslie Laine said...

Three more words:

GO TO HELL.

areyoukiddingme said...

Let me guess, for the small fee of $150 an hour, she'll tell you to use missionary position, to make sure everyone has an orgasm, and to put your ass up in the air for half an hour after sex. Or maybe you can buy a cheesy video of people with bad 80's hair who will show you how to make a baby.

I have two questions, though...
1. If depression interferes with fertility, how are all those people who have a baby to save their marriage able to accomplish it?

2. What subliminal message was flashed at me when the screen turned green? I'm starting to freak out.

Penis in the ear...priceless!

barrenisthenewblack said...

I have no words (and that's REALLY hard to make happen).
I'm going to cry now (and therefore make myself more infertile)

Myrtle said...

Awesome! Why didn't I learn about this when I started trying. Poor hubby will be devastated when he finds out we are really not happy and fulfilled. I'm so glad her FREE videos can get me pregnant, I was just about to shell out $12,000 on an ivf cycle. I wonder if my RE has ever heard about a hypothalmus? I'll ask him...

PJ said...

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttt? ahahaha!

That is ridiculous on so many levels! Spontaneous ovulation, are you shitting me? Can you just picture that, "Oh, I'm in love now. I think I'll up and ovulate!" And then, Bam! Out comes baby?

Hilarious! Love the comments!

Mary said...

I don't think I have laughed so hard in weeks, Megan!

WTF? I guess we're all depressed women that don't love their husbands, lol. I feel like going to that website and leaving them a comment they can shove up their a**.

Mo and Will said...

GACK!!!!

A little bit of blame the victim, no?

And I love the pseudoscience in the clip. Based on the stress of IVF and RPL, then, my hypothalamus must have withered away entirely!

Mo

'Murgdan' said...

Ahahahahhahahaha....awesome. Now I have all the answers! :-)

littlesteps said...

Wow. Like my PCOS is really just going to go away just because I'm happy. I wonder what she would say about someone with diabetes or hypothyroidism?

Nicole said...

Nice...I can't believe people out there actually believe this s***.

And I just noticed by the way that we should be cycling for IVF together. I started BCP on 1/18 and should start stims around 2/12-14. I don't have to do lupron, but it will be nice to have a cycle buddy!

~nicole

womb for improvement said...

I'm clearly going to have to get divorced and find someone I 'really' love. I feel really stupid now.

So insightful ...

Erica said...

Has anyone ever seen Match Point? It's a Woody Allen film with Scarlett Johannsen...

My point: in the flick, one young couple continues, unsuccessfully, to try to get pregnant for over a year. The husband then has an affair in which he quite easily knocks up Ms. Scarlett. He cannot believe his misfortune. He says something like, "I can't even get my own wife pregnant" blah blah blah. Ms. Scarlett's response: "That's because you don't love her."

Holy shit! Woody A. really was on to something. Who knew?! :)

sassy said...

OK, so I guess it's the menis in the ear that has kept us childless...

Someone should take THAT woman's ovaries from her.

Shinejil said...

Yes, it's because I pull the wings off of butterflies and live a life of misery and guilt that my seemingly fine reproductive system refuses to produce offspring. No wonder my RE keeps recommending balloons, clowns, and cartwheels each cycle.

Wow, that stoopid assvice is totally free?! How cool is that.

L said...

WTF?!? SO- the gist of it is that we are depressed, unloved/unloving people with boring sex lives!?!?! Crazy. I wanted to follow your blog- but there is no link! Are you accepting new followers to drink the Koolaide?! Your videos are great- do you have a YouTube Channel?
I can't remember if I gave you my web address or not- www.ttc-wildride.blogspot.com

THANKS!

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