My days would be so much easier if I didn't have to look at pregnant bellies, newborns, or cute baby things. I need this...
These glasses will change all heart breaking, tear inducing, potentially depressing baby related sights into something more benign.
Without the glasses this is a too fit woman working out with her newborn. Not only is she fertile, but she's in better shape than you too. She hasn't had to eat her disappointment time and time again.
With the glasses she is now just a woman doing some yard work.