Saturday, May 23, 2009

New Product Idea

The other day I was driving to work. As I passed through the sub-division I drove past one of my favorite houses. I was admiring their forest-like backyard filled with old trees when I noticed a little girl in the driveway. She was dressed in "too big" boots that went up to her knees, shorts, and a pink coat with a hood that was covering her head. It was obvious that she had dressed herself and she just looked too cute. Oh, did I mention that she was playing with a puppy too??? I felt like someone was sitting on my chest.

My days would be so much easier if I didn't have to look at pregnant bellies, newborns, or cute baby things. I need this...


These glasses will change all heart breaking, tear inducing, potentially depressing baby related sights into something more benign.

Without the glasses this is a too fit woman working out with her newborn. Not only is she fertile, but she's in better shape than you too. She hasn't had to eat her disappointment time and time again.

With the glasses she is now just a woman doing some yard work.


Without the glasses this is a a sweet baby and doting new mom, sure to bring tears to the eyes on any infertile.


With the glasses she's just a woman who really enjoys pork.


OK. I'm just the idea woman. Can one of you please start producing these glasses?

31 comments:

one-hit_wonder said...

Awesome post.

twoofakindworkingonafullhouse said...

I'll take a pair as soon as they come off of the production line

TTC Little Miracle said...

Ingenious!

the misfit said...

Love the pork. And I think there are some who would find that love perfectly reasonable: http://www.baconunwrapped.com/

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IF Optimist said...

I laughed so hard at the pork pic that I snorted. Good thing the husband is in a different room. Good one chica!

Jammie J. said...

I laughed so hard at this, my husband leaned over and looked, too. He laughed just as hard and said, "Those are some good glasses!"

Soooo, thanks for a laugh tonight. We liked your idea.

Nic said...

I'll buy a pair, great idea, lol!

Caroline said...

You make me laugh. I would pay anything for a pair of your glasses! x

The Lonely Scrapbooker said...

You crack me up, and continue to amaze me that you can maintain your sense of humour through all this.
This idea is hilarious.

'Murgdan' said...

BWahahahahahahaha! I'll take one.

Misty said...

One pair please!

Winnifred said...

oh my goodness -- you're hilarious :) thanks for the laugh this morning!

sprogblogger said...

I'd like some. But if you can't find a financial backer for them, I'd still like to thank you for the outright belly laugh this morning. I needed it.

LizzyB said...

boy, did i need that laugh! i just found your blog and THANK YOU!

Shinejil said...

Amazing. And I'll take the all-pork ones. The glasses that turn everything infertility related into a porcine feast.

Mary said...

You always make me smile.

Jennifer said...

ROFLAO!!!!
Great post and I want those glasses!

((Super Hugs)) Thank you for making me laugh I really needed it :)

Betty Rubble said...

Could have used those today at my sisters picnic...not even 3 months pregnant and I SWEAR she looks VERY already!

Valerie said...

That was hilarious!

I remember, last January, after miscarrying YET AGAIN, and going to shop at a giant furniture wharehouse. I mean seriously, people, I'm shopping in kitchen dinnettes/formal dining room area and there were PREGNANT ladies everywhere...WTH...I wasn't in cribs or little girl bedroom furniture...FORMAL dining rooms...sheesh! Could have used those glasses this winter!

musicmakermomma said...

HA! That is so funny, can't wait to order my pair! I have needed them forever. You crack me up.

PJ said...

Your husband asked if he had to be at retrieval! Just, wow!

That last picture portrays exactly how my husband feels about pork. I don't get it.

I think pregnant people have come out in droves lately. I need some of those glasses too.

Mo and Will said...

Love it!!!

callmemama said...

Love 'em! I'd like to pre-order a pair please :)

A Few Good Sperm said...

Sign me up!! Too funny!

Coming2Terms said...

LOL! I really need to step up the creativity of my posts!

Lorza said...

Those are hilarious!!!

WannabeMommy said...

Mmm... I just might love pork more than babies without them glasses!!

humbird97 said...

I was having a no-smile day...... no longer! :)

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Morningsun said...

You are truely so funny! I love the idea of these "block the baby" glasses! I so also related with your previous posts that it could be my IF problem also when I thought it was my husband's MIF.

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