As of this morning I am officially no longer eligible for Olympic competition.
This morning I injected myself with human growth hormone (HGH).
I have to admit (somewhat ashamedly) that I really don't know much about it. All I know is that it is supposed to help. I'm too tired to be my own advocate anymore; studying and researching. My RE suggested it. He says that studies show that it helps one in eight times; a twelve and a half percent chance of helping. Ten shots all at a bargain price of $1600.
I am trying to GROW A HUMAN. So maybe it makes sense to inject HUMAN GROWTH HORMONE?
Anyway...the speed skating team will have to go on without me.